Lisa Loven Kongsli
Nude

Aptly named Lisa Loven Kongsli will have you shovin your hand into your pants! This 5’9” fox fresh out of Norway first brought her bodacious bod to the screen in the 300 (2006), not Mr. Worldwide aka Pitbull spoof, 305 (2008). But it was her next part, Martine in Fatso (2008) that showcased much more of this nubile Norwegian. Playing one of the dream girls who entrance a horny lardo, Lisa appeared in a barely-there bikini that hugged every inch of her blessed chest. You’ll have a fat one testing the strength of your inseams watching it! If you want to see the whole thing, feast your eyes upon Force Majeure (2014) which has a brief flash of Lisa’s bongos and buns when she gets off the toilet to put her clothes on. American audiences likely first came to know Lisa and her lovely body as a Amazonian lieutenant Menalippe in Wonder Woman (2017) and Justice League (2017). With a huge role like that, Lisa had men a wishin she would do more nudity. Unfortunately, while we see both her boobs (I guess Amazons don’t chop a bop in the DCU) getting ready for an outdoor shower in Ashes in the Snow (2018), it’s while Stalin marches her and her family to a Siberian gulag, so, it’s not all that sexy. Luckily, we got to see them in a much more pleasant situation soon after. You’ll wonder how it got so long, seeing her mammaries in missionary during a sex scene in Giraffe (2020). These days, Lisa is starring alongside fellow DC alumni Tom Welling, AKA Clarke Kent in Smallville as well as Brendan Fraser, in Professionals. Lisa Loven Kongsli will have you self loving awful long-ly!